Who IS Robert G. Bleier?
Part retired Dental Medication Transcendentalist, part father, part Sculpture Design Technician, and part Foreign Traveler to Parts Unknown, Robert Bleier has been occupying various portions of this planet for over 82 years, astonishing friends and strangers alike with acts of dental hygiene, displays of legerdemain,and a mastery of knock-knock jokes so complete that he won early entry into the "Sophmoric Humorists Hall of Fame".

Why Do We Care?
Why, you ask? Because Robert creates some of the most bizarre sculptures you or your forebear have ever conceived. Because the photographs he's taken that document his travels are nothing short of spectacular. Because he spent 30-odd years fighting cavities so YOU wouldn't have to! And, most importantly, because when Jimmy cracked corn, you DIDN'T care, and look where it got you!!!

What's Dr. Bleier Up To Now?
Unfortunately for us all, Dr. Bleier doesn't blog, he can't Twitter, and he has no Wikipedia entry, so we have no way of tracking his every move. However, we're working on inserting a micro GPS device into his brain, and if we succeed, we'll immediately plot his location on Google Maps.

May We Call Him "Bob"? No.